When I was in high school, I never thought I’d get a boyfriend. I dreamed of falling in love one day, but I couldn’t see my classmates as the Prince Charming figures to do it. I was interested in the idea of love, but I wanted something more than what my contemporaries offered. I thought, maybe I’ll live my life alone, and it won’t be so bad.

College changed that idea. It turns out that I was looking in the wrong places. As an undergraduate, I was constantly swept off my feet. Only, it wasn’t college guys. The men that I found attractive were invariably professors. (I had one particular English class where Prof AMS’s discussions of Byron made me shiver.)

So yeah, I’ve got a thing for professors. But that was just the tip of the ice berg.  In my year or so as a corporate professional, I’ve found that professors are a subset of what I like, mostly because they possess the quality I seek most in a partner: maturity.

That’s not the only quality I seek, of course, because there are other things that can win this gal’s heart–good manners, impeccable hygiene, generosity, and being a gentleman.

And because every action has an equal and measurable reward, I offer myself–beautiful inside, conventionally attractive outside, generous to a fault with my friends, passionate, caring, a gym rat who secretly loves junk food, a joker with a deadpan poker face, a lover of animals and humans, a dancer to secret songs of the universe.

Come dance with me.


Age: 28
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 125 lbs
Bust: 34B natural
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Wants to meet: YOU!


Do you think I’m cute? Get in touch!

Rates + Protocol

I meet one client a day and charge 600/hour. This rate applies to all dates. We can negotiate non-linear sums for longer dates. 

Same day requests are almost never possible and have a 150 surcharge.

If you cancel within 24 hours, there’s a $200 cancellation fee for one hour dates or a 25% cancellation fee for longer dates.

If I travel to you, it’s an extra $50 or more, depending on where you are.

You’re paying for my time, nothing else. But if you’re clean and respectful, I promise you gifts and joys untold. Back when there were such things as reviews, I had some of the best in Boston.

Good hygiene is essential. I shower before an appointment and I expect you to do the same. If I’m hosting, you’re welcome to use my shower. I won’t count that as part of our time together (as long as you’re reasonable).

You can email me anytime at victoriavolk@pm.me. My assistant will get back to you shortly.


Email me anytime at victoriavolk@pm.me. I will get back to you shortly.

If we haven’t met before, here’s the screening form for new friends. Please fill in every field, and if you don’t, please explain why you didn’t. Once you fill this out, there will be a secondary step. This is as much for you as it is for me. If you don’t get screened, we will not meet.

All data is encrypted and automatically deletes either five minutes after I’ve opened it, or after 48 hours if I haven’t. This also means I have to screen you within that time, so yay for quick turnarounds!

If you don't have references, this is required. It is deleted immediately.


I can meet you weekdays during the day, other times with 3-4 days’ notice. Please note that I don’t have a default incall, or I’m not hanging out in a room like Mariana in the moated grange. I just have more downtime during the day, and am willing to get a place. I like the Metro West, but really am happy to get a place anywhere as long as it’s affordable (if it’s not, you can help me pay for it).

Same day dates are rarely possible, but my assistant tries her best to make things work around my schedule and yours.

New friends must plan for enough time to screen–I cannot stress this enough. I am always happy to travel to you as long as you’re within 30 minutes or so of Boston. Longer travel time may mean a travel surcharge or a longer date requirement. I try to accommodate most requests, but we should all be reasonable. Get in touch!